pretty funny

This is the brand of breakfast cereal Mom buys, we have plenty of these empty boxes in our house.

Yesterday, while walking in a supermarket, I pointed it out to The Boyfriend who was looking at boxes of cereal. He thought that the cereal comes with milk inside ... ... ...and blurted out, 'Wow, it comes with milk!'

I collapsed in giggles, again.

Anyways, here's some pretty funny English signs which are compiled... have a chuckle or two at it.

Look at the following signs and decide why they are funny or strange:

1. In a Bucharest hotel lobby:

The lift is being fixed for the next day. During that time we regret that you will be unbearable

2. In a Paris hotel elevator:

Please leave your values at the front desk

3. In a hotel in Athens:

Visitors are expected to complain at the office between the hours of 9 and 11 A.M. daily

4. In a Yugoslavian hotel:

The flattening of underwear with pleasure is the job of the chambermaid

5. In a Japanese hotel:

You are invited to take advantage of the chambermaid

6. In the lobby of a Moscow hotel across from a Russian Orthodox monastery:

You are welcome to visit the cemetery where famous Russian and Soviet composers, artists and writers are buried daily except Thursday

7. Outside a Hong Kong tailor shop:

Ladies may have a fit upstairs

8. In a Bangkok dry cleaner's:

Drop your trousers here for best results

9. In a Rhodes tailor shop:

Order your summers suit. Because is big rush we will execute customers in strict rotation

10. A sign posted in Germany's Black forest:

It is strictly forbidden on our black forest camping site that people of different sex, for instance, men and women, live together in one tent unless they are married with each other for that purpose

11. In an advertisement by a Hong Kong dentist:

Teeth extracted by latest Methodist

12. In a Swiss mountain inn:

Special today - no ice cream

13. In a Copenhagen airline ticket office:

We take your bags and send them in all directions

14. In a Norwegian cocktail lounge:

Ladies are requested not to have children in the bar

15. In the office of a Roman doctor:

Specialist in women and other diseases