Sorry, Boss. You must die.
(I'm really not serious...really!)
1. Poison his coffee.
2. Give him mooncakes laced with cyanide.
3. Dust his Sony VAIO laptop's most used buttons like 'enter', with anthrax.
4. Poison his second cup of coffee.
5. Get someone to randomly shoot bullets through the nearest window.
6. Have his Blackberry shoot out laser death rays.
7. Invite him to participate in a suicide pact.
8. Glue his nostrils together so that he can't breathe and suffocates to death.
9. Lock him in the office, take all his clothes, and blast the aircon so he freezes to death.
10. Wax all his hairs off till he collapses in agony.
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